Starts at $19,795 per person, based on double occupancy.”
I have an idea. I've done four trips to India so who better to lead you to the land of yoga, spirituality, and
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| extra rupees for medicinal plants |
Have you always dreamed of traveling to exotic India?
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"I Loved indian movies from age 5. Finally at the age of 35 i funally went to india (had a dream from early childhood)...To say I was deeply disappointed is to say NOTHIN I was in SHOCK!...."
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"......It is such a pity that indian movies have NOTHING to do at all with real life... I wish India was a little close to the image you see in movies."
Well, I have your enlightenment right here. Pay me $20,000 and I will take you to lands like you've never dreamed of....THE REAL INDIA!
Extra charge for animal costumes.
I nominate this for Most Entertaining Blog of the Year Award!
ReplyDeletePlease, please, please let me post this as a guest blog on Elephant. I'll be the most popular guy around.
Bob W.
Ha!!
ReplyDeleteAnd why should you go? To get a dose of Delhi Belly and become as skinny as Jennifer Aniston, duh!
;P
yes, I always do look very svelte upon my return....
ReplyDeletei like reading you and i love india
ReplyDeletelove this. ;0)
ReplyDeleteLoving it, Linda.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget traffic! I should do one for Ubud so the mindless hordes don't think it's woo-ville!
Although, I guess it could be woo-ville if you you tried...