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26 October 2007

how to be a yoga teacher for $49.99



How do I get certified?

"The process of getting yourself certified is very simple. All you have to do is buy the ExpertRating Yoga Instructor Certification for $49.99. Log in to your ExpertRating account using your password. Go through the Yoga Instructor courseware (which could take you from 1 week to a month depending upon how hard you work) and take the certification exam at your convenience. You can take the exam within 1 year of buying the certification. The result of the exam appears as soon as it is completed, and your certificate is mailed immediately."


damn! I wish I would have known about this before! Would have saved me two trips to India and THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS!

This would be funny if it wasn't so freakin' sad.

3 comments:

YogaDawg said...

That's funny Linda. I can't stand it when my satire turns out to be true. Did a Yoga Teacher Training in a Box bit
http://yogadawg.blogspot.com/2007/01/yoga-news-teacher-training-in-box.html

Of course it was my riff on Cyndi Lee's Yoga in a Box.

Anyway, always the best to you.

Linda (Sama) said...

hey, Dawg! thanks for reading!

doesn't it make you want to barf?

hmmmm...."barf, barf".....sounds like a dog bark! :)

Mike said...

This reminds me of a more serious and interesting essay I read some time ago that points to the same truth:
The Dangers of Pseudo Advaita.

Peace,
Mike