22 June 2007

show biz gurus and chakra underwear

Before I leave for my week long retreat with Gehlek Rimpoche, I will leave you with three YouTube videos of an upcoming documentary called "Yoga, Inc."

Step right up and get your instant enlightenment in that drive-up yoga studio --- hey, maybe one day we won't even have to get out of our cars to do yoga! What a concept! I need to call my lawyer before I leave for my retreat.

Note to Self:

1. Buy throne just like Bikram's.

2. Buy chakra panties.

3. Sit on throne in my chakra panties and teach yoga.

4. Copyright my sequences and sue anyone teaching MY YOGA sitting on a throne wearing chakra panties.

om namah shivaya, y'all!


liv said...

now don't get me started on Bikram... made the blogger chick jump, fellow yogini. Took a Bikram out of sheer curiosity this weekend in Atlanta. I have an instructor on my staff who studied with him, burned out, and has found yoga again. All I can say is that it's wild to be in a room so hot that when the exterior door opens in 102 degree weather the air feels freezing.

blessings on your trip, namaste, liv

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charlotte bell said...

I'm not sure whether to groan or to gag...